One Day on a fishing trip with his siblings Johal Nikolas Oddam came across the Key to Happiness, fishing it up from the ocean floor. It hung around the neck of an old skeleton.
Oddam took the key to his Home Island's oracle, the Easter Bunny, who revealed to the young captain the powers of the magical artifact. Hoping to find happiness, Oddam decided to do anything he could to find it and thus followed the Easter Bunny to the Main Land and into Shrek's Kingdom. The ghost's Golden Egg led the way.
The Easter Bunny's Golden Egg led them all the way to a sacred valley - the home and seat of operations for King Shrek III. Captain Oddam obviously hoped that his magical key would fit the lock leading to the chambers of Shrek's beautiful adopted daughter, Princess Sonya. He was sure that the beautiful princess would provide him all the happiness he could ever want. But fate wanted it otherwise, for Oddam and his ghost companion never got into the castle. Instead, they soon found themselves standing among a small crowd outside the wall gates. They had arrived at one of many Shrekstival concerts, where the band known as MJ and the Difs' rocked it off from the stage which was blocking the entrance!
Trying to figure out how to get through, Captain Oddam was soon approached by Donkey followed by the three Dick Agents. Donkey forced the newcomer to express his love of King Shrek, or he would end Oddam's life.
Captain Oddam hesitated with replying to the odd threat, so the Donkey's agents pointed their guns at him. The Easter Bunny ghost had disappeared for the time being, and could not give him any advice.
Fortunately the nearby stranger, calling himself the Homiesexual, had brought two sexy pink-belt karate chicks with him to the concert. They rescued the young captain from the King's brainwashed army of Shrexuals, and helped him escape the crowd.
